Alabang Girl

If Heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the Nos under Vacancy signs. If there's no one to guide when your soul embarks, then I'll follow you into the dark <3
c-l-e-o-p-a-t-r-a:

i smoked with some crack heads because i have AMAZING boobs. 

I needed Paris Hilton because I love to snort cocaine.
Hmm.. Seems pretty reasonable.

c-l-e-o-p-a-t-r-a:

i smoked with some crack heads because i have AMAZING boobs. 

I needed Paris Hilton because I love to snort cocaine.

Hmm.. Seems pretty reasonable.

(via patr1c1a)

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  3. gertrudy reblogged this from jackthelights and added:
    hoes keep stealing my tacos
  4. tzunako reblogged this from ejinja and added:
    ”I cuddled with a toothbrush because I’m sexy like that” …..
  5. i-am-the-party reblogged this from yeahistandout
  6. copperirony reblogged this from hearteater and added:
    I ran shirtless with a dog because I have a noodle in my nose… sounds like me.
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  10. kinglola reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite and added:
    i ran naked with a drink because I’m sexy like that
  11. naturallydopeaf reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself and added:
    a HOMO because i’m sexy like that &&...… lol sounds accurate :))
  12. i-should-be-your-favorite reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself
  13. becca-we-are-alive-to-live reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself and added:
    a homeless guy cause I’m good in bed. :37199;7?9,8$/?;9; what?! Why so accurate?!
  14. youaremyheroinforever reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself
  15. in-relationship-with-myself reblogged this from yeahistandout and added:
    i ran shirtless with the Kool-aid man because i have AMAZING boobs
  16. yeahistandout reblogged this from regulargirlwithcelebritydreams
  17. madly-grinning reblogged this from uberzers
  18. xneveronmywrist reblogged this from laceandredroses and added:
    I cuddled with a stripper because I’m sexy like that. ;)
  19. rollinonemoretime reblogged this from naomidynamics
  20. naomidynamics reblogged this from uberzers and added:
    I shanked a bum because I love mary jane. Bitch. I don’t know no mary jane! D8
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  26. wishyouthebestxx reblogged this from youwishx0
  27. nadiee reblogged this from kenediclarysse and added:
    I stabbed, a teletubby, because I love marijuana O.O
  28. beezy420 reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
    I Beat a bum because i’m sexy like that. bahaha
  29. steal-this-blog reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
    I shanked a teletubby because I love to snort cocaine. :’(
  30. kenediclarysse reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
    i cuddled with the trojan man because i’m sexy like that. yeah, that sounds about right.
  31. peffsworld145110 reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
    I smoked with a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs. Lol.
  32. darth-maul-youlikeabear reblogged this from thenewhellspawn and added:
    i smoked, with a porn star, because im a pimp. lol too great.
  33. twelveplaidbunnies reblogged this from loverecklesslyforever and added:
    I banged the kool-aid man cause I’m good in bed
  34. yarobot reblogged this from theforeverfae and added:
    I ran naked with a bum because i love marijuana. hah!
  35. anti-shipper reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
    I stabbed a toothbrush because I’m a soldier girl.
  36. theforeverfae reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
    I shot my boyfriend because I love cocaine. Okay
  37. mrjeremyt reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
    I shanked a toothbrush cause I’m sexy like that.
  38. loverecklesslyforever reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
    I shanked a bum cause I’m sexy and I know it
  39. youwishx0 reblogged this from nerdypartyman
  40. nerdypartyman reblogged this from thenewhellspawn and added:
    I shot a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy like that.
  41. thenewhellspawn reblogged this from nerdytrolleys and added:
    goes keep stealing y tacos. Damn hoes.
  42. anthonyshirakawa reblogged this from kushandfriends and added:
    I slept with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos