Alabang Girl

If Heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the Nos under Vacancy signs. If there's no one to guide you when your soul embarks, then I'll follow you into the dark <3
c-l-e-o-p-a-t-r-a:

i smoked with some crack heads because i have AMAZING boobs. 

I needed Paris Hilton because I love to snort cocaine.
Hmm.. Seems pretty reasonable.

c-l-e-o-p-a-t-r-a:

i smoked with some crack heads because i have AMAZING boobs. 

I needed Paris Hilton because I love to snort cocaine.

Hmm.. Seems pretty reasonable.

(via patr1c1a)

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    I slept with your mom because I’m gay.Fair enough.
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    stabbed the trojan man...I’m good in bed ;D
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    I needed a teletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos. lol
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    I needed your grandma
  15. mylittlebluebird reblogged this from ccc0urtney and added:
    I stabbed a french fry because the hoes keep stealing my tacos. xD
  16. lelikblaster reblogged this from ladyvetinari and added:
    shanked a bag of weed...i smoked crack. ;(
  17. ghaelyn reblogged this from colormeinblackanndwhite and added:
    i cuddled with a condom because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  18. surf3rchick reblogged this from milesawayfromparadise and added:
    I slept with a telatubby because I love marijuana hahha
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  20. punkinn reblogged this from eeeee-mily and added:
    I ran shirtless with my lover because I’m sexy like that.. o.o
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    i stabbed a hippie...hoes keep stealing my tacos
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    I banged my boyfriend, because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  25. suffer-well-mia reblogged this from isthistheplaceweusedtolove and added:
    ate, my boyfriend...have AMAZING boobs for Sandy
  26. colormeinblackanndwhite reblogged this from ccc0urtney and added:
    I banged a dog because I love to snort cocaine.
  27. isthistheplaceweusedtolove reblogged this from whiteshadowssparkleandglisten and added:
    love marijuana Ok, lol
  28. whiteshadowssparkleandglisten reblogged this from justsydney14 and added:
    I ran naked with some crack heads because I’m sexy like that xD
  29. ccc0urtney reblogged this from wizcollifa and added:
    ran naked with my best friend...I love marijuana. Sounds legit.
  30. wizcollifa reblogged this from itsjaayhoang and added:
    beat the trojan man because
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    I beat a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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    I ran naked with a bum because I smoked crack.
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    i cuddled with a horse because i have AMAZING boobs. (true story)
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